Yeah, the haters are right. Who would want to watch this “jowly old man” make out? In fact just to spare humanity that horrifying sight, I volunteer to make out with him in private so no one can see. I am a giver.
You are also, in case you’ve forgotten, very married. In fact, many of you are. I happen to be not. Just saying…
I’m not a “details” type person. Also, Mr. Snap is neither “jowly” (FUCK I hate that word) or “old” so he could make out with Joanne on camera and EVERYBODY could get what they wanted.
Aw, I love how you, oh Queen of the OCD, says you aren’t a “details” person.
Listen, there’s a lot of talking going on & not enough me making out with Brendan.
FRS, you are the Wee Laura of tumblr. #ZING
LOW BLOW. Have I called someone he cares about a whore yet? No. No I have not.